Saturday, October 31, 2009

Chance of a lifetime!

I think life should be more like Monopoly. I would like a bank error
in my favor, please!

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Y4

Thanks, hubs, for being so awesome.

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

It really makes me wonder

Why would a mortgage/realty company need so many packing popcorns?

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Oops?

Nothing like fucking up and getting the cork stuck in the bottle at my
parents'. Guaranty for leaving with whatever you didn't finish,
because they aren't going to stoop to drinking "cork in the bottle"
wine.

Which member of my family will read this first and go all Arsenic &
Old Lace on me?!

Thursday, October 8, 2009

New Favorite

We got some restaurant giftcards in the past few months. This was especially nice.

We had a $75 gift card to a fancypants place in South Coast Plaza. $75 wasn't enough for two people including tax & tip. On my birthday, we called up and got takeout. We had 5 or 6 dishes and were sure to get a wide variety of meats. I think we spent $1 of our own money. (You gotta maximize). Salad, potato, meats, pasta, vegetable, dessert, some other stuff I don't remember... There were leftovers. It was nice.

We had a $25 gift card to Darya, a Persian place in Orange. I've been eating Persian food since I was a little girl. I was recently employed by an all-Armenian company and was introduced to a much wider variety of middle eastern food. It is good stuff. We got the lamb shish kebab entree and split it. There were leftovers. It was nice.

Awhile back we had a gift card to a fish house. We went and had a nice meal and ended up with $40 remaining on the card. Tonight we called up for takeout. We are getting 5 appetizers: fish tacos, crab cakes, popcorn shrimp, shrimp potstickers, southwest chicken salad. It will be nice.

Fit to Print

I am just done with TV news. YouTube videos of wedding shenanigans are the top story. A young woman is murdered, and as they interview her mother, the split screen is her daughter dancing around sexually in a bikini (Havasu...). Really? Splitting the screen with her grieving mother? Really? And this isn't FOX I'm talking about, folks. The news is catered for manipulation, sure. I'm smarter than the masses, sure. I see through it. Maybe others aren't so lucky. Maybe I shouldn't consider myself lucky. I do. I am grateful every day that I'm not an idiot.

I've been wondering lately what life would be like if I lived in a house like this:

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Up & Coming Events

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Maintenance
biting/cutting nails
Perfect storm of hygiene products
Must see bad movies
iPhone text dictionary, WTF man?